Daily Archives: February 2, 2020

WISE GROUND HOG

WEATHER ANIMAL LODGED IN TUNNEL

YANKED INTO AIR AND LIGHT AND MOBS OF HUMANS

STARE INTO BIG EYES BLINKING AT HIS POWERS

TO PROPOSE THE EXTENSION OF WINTER DAYS AHEAD,

MEANWHILE THE GROUND HOG DREAMS OF HIS RETURN

TO HIS WARM DEEP TUNNEL AND HIS BEDROOM

WITH HIS LOVE OF SLEEPING WHILE HIS BELLY

CARRIES HIM FORWARD INTO HIS OWN COSMIC

JOURNEY INTO WHATEVER IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

SUDDENLY HE LEAPS FROM THE ARMS OF A COP

AND DIVES INTO HIS ESCAPE INTO THE EARTH

AND DECIDES HE MUST FINISH HIS NAPS

BEFORE THESE WEIRD ANIMALS WITH BULGING EYES

AND SCREAMS TRY TO SEIZE HIM AGAIN.

BUT HE HAS CLAWS AND LARGE TEETH

AND HIS SPEEDY CLAWED FEET FREE HIM FROM HIS

TERROR…CUT TO POST CHASE…IN HIS WARM BED

AND HERE HE SCREACHES: “WATCH THE WEATHERMAN”

OR THE SEXY WEATHER WOMAN! “I’LL WHISPER INTO HER EAR”

JUST STAY OUT OF MY PRIVATE HOLE IN THE GROUND!

STOP PICKING ON US UNDERGROUND PLUMP ANIMALS.

I’VE GOT A LAWYER! I WANNA WATCH THE SUPER BOWL IN MY

MY UNDERGROUND EXIT IN THE PARK. HAVE A HEART! MINE IS

BEATING LIKE A DRUM OUT OF CONTROL…MY GAL FRIEND

IS COMING TO CUDDLE UP FOR THE GAME…SHOW A LITTLE

FURRY KINDNESS FOR ANCIENT WEATHER CRITTERS! THINK MIAMI

AND SUNSHINE…THIS IS AMERICA YOU CREEPS!!

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