A naked man chasing a naked woman
Followed by dogs & cats
And (don’t forget) three naked children–
Actually Word came down
Escapees from Eden…
A Biblical scholar corrected…
The nude family headed West
From the Land of Nod,
East of Eden to be precise
In search of a free picnic & speedy camel!
Breaking News! The White House claims
The Democrats are sneaking in nudists
from the Southern Borders to win the next
Election. Troops are massing to arrest all nudists
With Camels and free picnic food. Stand by
For Naked Cat Herd Chaos: up dates along our sacred Rio Grande.
“Oh the Horror of it all!!” the President screamed to Fox News anchors.